- What's my goal in this story?
- How can I change the gender of my character in the story?
- The scoring seems pretty cockamamie. How does it work?
- Shucks! It won't let me into LEWD mode.
- I'm not really picking up the 3-D in the comic. Can you give me some tips?
- What exactly are the seven scratch 'n' sniff odors, and where do they appear in the story?
- Is a marsmid anything like a zorkmid?
- I have this friend who would like to know where all the sex scenes are in Leather Goddesses of Phobos. Would you please tell me? Uh, I mean, him?