Old Man River

1. Can the river be crossed?
   
2. What will placate the River God?
   
3. How do I get back from across the river?
   
4. How do I control the boat?
   
5. How do I carry a pointy object onto the boat?
   
6. How do I go over the falls?
   
7. What is the significance of the rainbow?
   
8. How do I get through the crack in the Damp Cave?
   
9. How do I turn myself into an insect?