What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces
Judith Viorst, Author of children's literature
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies....
John Q. Tullius, Artist
I never met a chocolate I didn't like."
Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtus) in Star Trek: The Next Generation
Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list,
put 'eat chocolate.' Now, you'll get at least one thing done today.
May be from Gina Hayes
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz
There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles...
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.
nutrition researcher, as quoted in The Emperors of Chocolate: Inside
the Secret World of Hershey and Mars
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE
Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"
Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible."
A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred
Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service (Smith went
on to found
Federal Express Corp.)
are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it
so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way
is to make
it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult."
C. A. R. Hoare
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense
Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware
speedups not being able to keep up with software demands.
640K ought to be enough for anybody.
Bill Gates, in 1981
Good design comes from experience, experience comes from bad design.
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943
A distributed system is one in which I cannot get something done because a machine I've never heard of is down.
Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim."
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)
Hardware is the part of a computer system that can be kicked and software
is the part that can only be screamed at.
Smith & Wesson had the original point and click interface.