David G. Wiseman

From IBM: A New Operating System








                                New Operating System


               Because so many users have asked for an Operating System of
          even  greater  capability  than  VM,  IBM  announces the Virtual
          Universe Operating System - OS/VU.

               Running under VU, the individual user appears to  have  not
          merely  a  machine of his own, but an entire universe of his own
          in which he can set up and take  down  his  own  programs,  data
          sets, systems networks, personnel and planetary systems. He need
          only specify the universe he desires and the OS/VU  system  gen-
          eration  program  (IEHGOD)  does  the  rest.   This program will
          reside in SYS1.GODLIB. The minimum time for generation is 6 days
          of  activity  and  one day of review. In conjunction with OS/VU,
          all systems utilities reside  in  SYS1.MESSIAH.  The  generation
          program  has no parameters or control cards as it knows what you
          want to do when you execute it.

               Naturally, the user must have attained a certain degree  of
          sophistication  in  the  data  processing  field if an efficient
          utilization of OS/VU is to be achieved; frequent calls  to  non-
          resident  galaxies  can, for instance, lead to unexpected delays
          in the execution of a job.  Although  IBM,  through  its  wholly
          owned  subsidiary  -- the United States, is working on a program
          to upgrade the speed of light and thus reduce  the  overhead  of
          extraterrestrial and metadimensional paging, users must be care-
          ful, for the present, to stay within the laws  of  physics;  IBM
          must charge an additional fee for all violations.

               OS/VU will run on any IBM x0xx equipped with  the  extended
          WARP   feature.    Rental   is   twenty   million   dollars  per
          cpu/nanosecond.

               Users should be aware that IBM plans to migrate all  exist-
          ing  systems  and  hardware  to OS/VU as soon as their engineers
          effect one output that is (conceptually) error free.  This  will
          give them a base from which to develop an even more powerful OS,
          target date 2001, designated 'VIRTUAL REALITY'. OS/VR is planned
          in  order  to  allow  the  user  to  migrate  to  totally unreal
          universes. To aid the user in identifying the difference between
          'VIRTUAL REALITY' and 'REAL REALITY', a file containing a linear
          record of multisensory checkpoints of successive  moments-of-now
          will be established. Its name will be SYS1.EST.

               For more information,  contact  your  IBM  data  processing
          representative.









                                 November 26, 1984


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