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Warning to VAX users
WARNING!!!
This machine is subject to
breakdowns during periods of critical
need.
A special circuit in the machine called "critical detector"
senses the operator's emotional state in terms of how desperate
he/she is to use the machine. The "critical detector" then
creates a malfunction proportional to the desperation of the
operator. Threatening the machine with violence only aggravates
the situation. Likewise, attempts to use another machine may
cause it to malfunction. They belong to the same union. Keep cool
and say nice things to the machine. Nothing else seems to work.
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