David G. Wiseman

Hyper Ethernet Advertisement

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News from Xerox Corporation: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

                    XEROX ANNOUNCES HYPER-ETHERNET

SAN  FRANCISCO,  CA.,  Jan  7,   2010   --   Xerox   today   announced
Hyper-Ethernet,  their  fourth  generation  local  area  network.   In
addition  to  its  ability  to  transmit  text,   data   and   images,
Hyper-Ethernet   enables   the   transmission   of   people.   "People
transmission over Hyper-Ethernet," according to Michael  Liddle,  V.P.
of  Office  Systems,  "will  greatly  reduce  elevator  congestion and
eliminate  the  need  for  video  conferencing."  Order   taking   for
Hyper-Ethernet  will begin next month.  Installation will start in Los
Angeles in the Third Quarter.

In a related announcement, Wang Labs,  headquartered  in  Hoboken,  new
Jersey,  announced Super-Hyper Wangnet, their twelfth generation local
area network.  According to Freddie  Wang,  President  of  Wang  Labs,
"Super-Hyper  Wangnet  will not only transmit people over the Wangnet,
but will also transmit furniture and buildings over  the  interconnect
and  utility  bands.   These  additional  capabilities  of Super-Hyper
Wangnet are vital to the emerging office of the future." Order  taking
for  Super-Hyper  Wangnet  will  begin  next  month.  Installation has
already occurred worldwide.

IBM Corporation, who has been rumored to be about to announce a  local
area network since 1980, was not available for comment.

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