It won't work any more!
Ok, I can't resist any more. Two incidents from my days on support duty. - A lady couldn't figure out why her disks weren't working. Turns out she was using the opening in the floppy case as a place to hold the disk between her thumb and forfinger. - A different lady called me because her computer suddenly wouldn't boot. My first question, of course is, "Is it plugged in?" "Yes, of course it is," she says in a huff. After trying a few other things over the phone, I went over and check it out. She had plugged the power bar into itself. - Jeremy M. Schneider