Stories for a General Audience

All ofthese jokes/stories were originally posted between August 1982 and March 1993. Yes, it's been 7+ years since I ran out of time to keep updating the list. The dates on each line are the timestamps on the files (which may not match any internal dates) and show when these were added to the collection. Note that the list is sorted by date. Click here for the alphabetical list.

Mar 24 1993 Dubious Distinctions for 1992

Dec 17 1992 Kelly's Pork Brains in Gravy

Dec 17 1992 Emergency Exit Rules

Dec 17 1992 Hello. Can I speak with someone?

Dec 17 1992 Did I say I was?

Dec 17 1992 Driving in Boston

Dec 17 1992 New Definitions for Old Phrases -- Almost

Dec 17 1992 News of the Weird Art Lovers

Dec 17 1992 Brightly Burning

Dec 17 1992 Speaking Car-fully

Dec 17 1992 Choose Your Own Hell

Dec 17 1992 Project Metrication

Dec 16 1992 R.J. Reynolds Chairman Speaks Out

Dec 16 1992 Atomic Telephony

Dec 16 1992 Brain Damage Quiz

Dec 16 1992 Strange Driving Practices

Dec 16 1992 Signs of the Times

Dec 16 1992 Exchanging Christmas Gifts

Dec 15 1992 Warning Labels

Dec 15 1992 Feeding a Cat

Dec 15 1992 Hit any key to continue

Dec 15 1992 Paul's Urban Crane Bungee Jump

Dec 11 1992 Never Felt Better

Dec 1 1992 Who Said It and How do We Get it Right?

Dec 1 1992 Testaments vs. Gospels

Dec 1 1992 Defining A Prime Number

Dec 1 1992 Lake Chargoggagoggmanchaugagoggchaubunagungamaug

Dec 1 1992 Schubert Corrected

Dec 1 1992 The Progress of Science is Worth a Few Giggles

Dec 1 1992 The Dead President Sketch

Dec 1 1992 Only Hispanic in America

Dec 1 1992 The Earliest Time Signal

Dec 1 1992 Senatorial Advice

Dec 1 1992 Today's Puzzle

Dec 1 1992 The State of Some Marriages is Terminal

Dec 1 1992 Spinal Tap Revisited

Dec 1 1992 Going On Down

Dec 1 1992 I Believe

Dec 1 1992 English is Tough Stuff!

Dec 1 1992 Methodologies for Hunting Elephants

Feb 11 1992 A Humid Recital Stirs Bangkok

Feb 11 1992 College Admission Exam Essay Question

Feb 11 1992 The Latest Japanese Verb

Feb 11 1992 The Way It Is...

Feb 11 1992 Church Bulletin Miscues

Feb 11 1992 Road Signs from the USA

Feb 11 1992 Weird Wonders and Bizarre Blunders

Feb 11 1992 Jacob's Ladder

Feb 11 1992 Who's Water is it Anyway?

Feb 11 1992 B-2: Pricing Information

Feb 11 1992 An Unusual Telephone Service Call

Feb 3 1992 IFS and the Hubble Space Telescope

Jan 22 1992 Concerning the Soviet Union

Jan 15 1992 A Scud It's Not, But the Trebuchet Hurls a Mean Piano

Jan 15 1992 Ottawa Awards Stanley Cup to Quebec

Jan 15 1992 Pachydermic Personnel Prediction

Jan 15 1992 Quayle Quotes: The List So Far

Jan 15 1992 Murphy's Laws of Combat

Jan 15 1992 News of the Weird

Jan 15 1992 Bush, Quayle, exchange jokes with Leno

Jan 15 1992 Corporate Values-Approved Politically Correct Jokes

Jan 15 1992 The Boussard Ramjet: Beginnings

Dec 18 1991 High Court Strikes Down Nature's First Law

Nov 27 1991 A Light In The Dark

Oct 11 1991 Walker Railey Bailey Looks for his Lost Seeds of Faith

Apr 11 1991 CDN Defined eh?

Nov 9 1989 Music Education in America

Feb 20 1989 Your Co-worker Could Be a Space Alien, Say Experts

Oct 4 1988 The World According to Student Bloopers

Oct 4 1988 Cromwell and Rasputin

Mar 9 1988 Not a Naturally Tenable Position

Apr 10 1986 Surprising the Wife

Dec 9 1985 Can We Have An Open Debate About Whether Smoking Causes Forest Fires?

Sep 12 1985 Snake Life For All

Sep 12 1985 Situation Adapability Evaluation

Sep 12 1985 Creation On Hold

Sep 12 1985 Sesame Street Buses

Sep 12 1985 Canadian Eh?

Sep 12 1985 Life in the Fast Lane

Sep 12 1985 Dorm Tomfoolery

Sep 12 1985 Parish Rector Rating Chart

Sep 12 1985 George the Turk

Sep 12 1985 The Corporate Structure

May 11 1985 What do you call...

May 2 1985 When you're out of slits...

May 2 1985 IBM 370 Model 69: Features and Devices

Apr 18 1985 New Wave Languages

Apr 17 1985 One Drink Too Many

Apr 1 1985 Just Cloning Around

Mar 28 1985 The REAL Truth about Exercising

Mar 22 1985 Some Poetry

Mar 22 1985 The NE Strikes (out) Again

Mar 22 1985 This Week in the Fribble Press

Mar 22 1985 Looking After Wives

Mar 22 1985 Working for the Zoo

Mar 22 1985 Oxymoron Quiz

Mar 22 1985 Your New Year's Party

Mar 22 1985 One Swift Chicken

Mar 22 1985 Moralizing

Mar 22 1985 Labour Rates

Mar 22 1985 In Other Words ...

Mar 22 1985 Heaven and Hell

Mar 22 1985 But Officer ...

Mar 22 1985 My Fellow Americans

Mar 13 1985 The Ten Stages of Drunkenness

Mar 13 1985 Doublespeak

Mar 13 1985 Captain Billy's: High Adventure Travel

Mar 13 1985 On the Buses

Mar 13 1985 Catching Lions

Mar 13 1985 Rates For Answers

Mar 13 1985 Ain't We Crazy?

Mar 13 1985 Memo to Safety Department

Mar 13 1985 An Embarrassing Problem

Mar 13 1985 Your Child's Intelligence

Mar 13 1985 How To Win

Mar 13 1985 Adult Education at Fanshawe

Dec 13 1984 I'd love to, but...

Dec 13 1984 Meeting Cannibals

Dec 13 1984 Problems on the Beach

Oct 12 1984 What, me trust Reagan?

Oct 12 1984 The Babel Fish

Oct 12 1984 Interrupting Cricket

Oct 12 1984 Buttered Bread

Oct 11 1984 A Navel Encounter

Sep 26 1984 The Affluence of Incohol

Aug 31 1984 Orchestral Problems

Aug 31 1984 That's Once

Aug 29 1984 Just Lion Around

Aug 28 1984 Of course!

Aug 28 1984 We the Willing

Aug 28 1984 Prospector, Snake, and Lever

Aug 28 1984 For People with an Enquiring mind

Jun 14 1984 Red Rory o' th' Glen

May 11 1984 When Life Reeked With Joy

Apr 30 1984 Le Jaseroque

Apr 30 1984 Der Jammerwoch

Apr 30 1984 Jabberwocky

Apr 16 1984 The Problem with the States

Apr 10 1984 Everyman's Oxymorons

Apr 10 1984 The Temperature of Heaven

Apr 9 1984 A Loan for a Frog

Mar 29 1984 Ducks in History

Mar 29 1984 The Turbo Encabulator

Mar 28 1984 Merge and Serge

Mar 5 1984 Proof: 1 over infinity = 0

Mar 1 1984 A student prayer

Apr 26 1983 The Bureaucrat's Soliloquy

Dec 21 1982 An Accident Report

Oct 16 1982 The Art of Flying

Oct 16 1982 Cricket: a definition

Aug 27 1982 Final exam

Stories for a General Audience

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