Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Q. How many Floridians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Don't know for sure, they're still counting.
Q. How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None--that's a hardware problem.
Q. How many "collaborative learning" teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
A.It's really not important that the light bulb gets changed, or that the "correct" way to change the light bulb is communicated. What's important is that everyone participates in the process of discovering the light bulb.
A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads "Panda: Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."!